placebonacebo:

So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our direction said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”


jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today



dukeofbookingham:

glorfindely:

when i’m out with my family and i see a book store

image

This is like the most personally accurate post I’ve ever seen another person make. A+ gif usage.


ipoog:

shrug


nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

cleffairie:

"who wears the pants in the relationship?"
no one. this is a strictly maid outfit only relationship.


promised-paradise:

This picture makes me feel cozy and lonely at the same time


a-bit-fairy-tale:

intertwined-and-overrun:

teleiosk:

Thomas telling it like it is.

Thomas is my BOY

This is why he’s Ferb.



vhunn:

episode 12



frenums:

wow

nychnymph:

booooost:

nychnymph:

when boys stretch and their shirt lifts up and u see the tummy AND THE HAPPY TRAIL AND BOXERS
[FAINTS]

we know its happening
it makes us feel cute

good
please feel cute

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