So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our direction said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”
*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today
when i’m out with my family and i see a book store
This is like the most personally accurate post I’ve ever seen another person make. A+ gif usage.
my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV
so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe
"who wears the pants in the relationship?"
no one. this is a strictly maid outfit only relationship.
when boys stretch and their shirt lifts up and u see the tummy AND THE HAPPY TRAIL AND BOXERS
we know its happening
it makes us feel cute
please feel cute