Land of Ghosts and Shadows
{Welcome to Tartarus}

15. Male. Knight of Heart.

Call me Strider or Danny.
I track the mayordanny tag

Pulvis et Umbra Sumus

im looking for blue roses in animal crossing

need two

willing to pay in bells, gracie grace clothing/furniture, contracted murder, prostitution etc.

send me a message and we can work out a deal


 A girl draw a series of self-portraits after she’d taken LSD

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Don’t let Tumblr make you believe:

  • that planet earth
  • turns
  • slowly
  • it’s hard to say that i’d rather stay
  • awake when i’m asleep
  • but everything is never as it seems
  • when i fall asleep

(Source: xekx)

there is blue faygo everywhere i partied too hard


Fake Pockets: A How To




a very intimidating middle class family is staring me down in panera bread because i put mac and cheese on my baguette

update: i told them that staring is rude and that i would eat anything on this baguette including their small child

you are everything i aspire to be



literally the funniest pesterlog

Sounds like some group chats I’ve been in on msparp….


seadwelles going to the surface


what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show


who is on your team, captain?

#completely convinced marvel just finds the actual characters to play their parts

Marvel’s casting department cannot be beat. Literally all of the actors are their characters.

(Source: ayyecaptn)