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oceanskysailor:

When i’m visiting relatives and they ask me why I don’t have a boyfriend:image

the-masters-fallen-angel:

siterlas:

leviticas:

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SUPERNATURAL SCENES AND NO ONE WILL EVER TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME

#gee wonder why bobby hated john

I can relate to Bobby on so many levels it scares me.

deanwearspinksatinpanties:

gaaaaaaaaaambit:

its a knife holder

#everyone’s a knife holder if you try hard enough (x)

Rian: AAAAA
Zack: Why do I have to scream?
Jack: *weird noise* AAA
Alex: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Adam Scott’s Scholarly Analysis Of “Ice Ice Baby” (x)

what-the-fuck-is-homestuck:


When your friends really want to get you into some weeab anime shit. 

what-the-fuck-is-homestuck:

When your friends really want to get you into some weeab anime shit. 

daftwithoneshoe:

averagebare:

one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher 

the other boys were just jealous because he gets all the gulls

misbeliefs:

if u can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what u just said then we can’t be friends

saracastically:

i’m so excited for hoenn round 2!!
commissions are open

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

notchicken:

THERE’S THIS JAPANESE EXCHANGE STUDENT IN MY MATH CLASS AND HE SITS NEXT TO ME AND TODAY I HAD MY HAND RAISED FOR LIKE 15 MINUTES BUT MY TEACHER DIDNT PICK ON ME SO I SAID “notice me senpai” AND THE JAPANESE EXCHANGE STUDENT TURNS TO ME AND STARTS LAUGHING AND HE BARLEY SPEAKS ENGLISH AND IM STILL EMBARRASSED

aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.